Monday, September 22, 2014

Universal Energy Is About To Be UNLEASHED!!!!

People say that it's not good to hold onto anger. I disagree with that statement. I think you can use anger as a motivation.  When I created SUPER BOND GIRL back in 2011, I was very angry! I had just found out that I could have civilly  sued my ex-husband, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and the Riverside Sheriff's Department for wrongfully taking me into custody. But unfortunately, the statue of limitations had already expired. And, I couldn't do anything anymore! I think I cried non-stop for almost 24 hours.  I thought, "All those fucking assholes got away with all the shit they did to me". 

Once I began blogging about my life and adventures, I realized that not having gone to court and suing all those losers was the best thing. If I had sued them and won my case, I'm sure I would have had to sign a confidentiality agreement as part of the settlement and I probably wouldn't be able to talk or write or even tell people about my story of how I got into the Bail Bond business. There's no doubt in my mind that I was supposed to go through all that sadness and sorrow because my mission is clear now: to help and motivate people everyday. ;-) 

SUPER BOND GIRL has taken me places I imagined when I was a little girl. I was on national TV on the Anderson Cooper talk show. I was featured in the Inland Empire Magazine (a local publication in Riverside County, CA). I was invited by Mikasa Sports to record a radio commercial in Spanish to be broadcast during the soccer games. I've been offered a gig writing my own column for a magazine (I'm still trying to figure out how am I going to fit all that into my schedule). And now, I'm dealing with fucking James Bond! Psss! And my ex-husband used to call me a "Stupid Guatemalan". Don't get me wrong, I made a lot of stupid decisions in my lifetime; but, overall I'm still pretty fucking awesome! LOL! :-P 

Today, I submitted my Response to the Notice of Opposition of my mark SUPER BOND GIRL, filed by Seyfarth Shaw Attorney's on behalf of Danjaq LLC (the Vagina people) owners of James Bond with the United States Trademark Trial and Appeal Board. And as I promised to you, my readers, I have included in this blog post my response. My answer had to contain admissions or denials of the allegations stated in the notice of opposition, and it also includes available defenses and counterclaims. If you haven't read the original Notice of Opposition yet, simply click here: 

I don't get involved in other people's lives. But, one thing that really pisses me off is having to deal with assholes who think that can get into my life! Like I said before, I just hope none of these old farts suffer from a heart-attack because 
Universal Energy is About to Be UNLEASHED!!!

"Life is a storm my young friend, you will bask in the sunlight one moment be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into the storm as you shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst for I will do mine."  The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Meet: Danjaq (The Vagina People)

First, I want to clarify that this is my blog; and, I write about whatever the fuck I feel like writing! If you happened to be mentioned by name or your picture is included in my blog posts it is because most likely you decided to get involve in my life!

Second, (and this is for those of you who read my blog in other countries) I'm exercising my First Amendment right which guarantees my "freedom of expression", by prohibiting Congress from restricting me to speak freely. Last year, my ex-husband Javier tried to stop me from talking about him in my blog posts and sued me claiming that I was "harassing" him with my blog. The judge ruled in my favor and Javier lost. I know Javier is embarrassed about the things I've written about him and he's also pissed off to the fact that he can no longer control me! But, like I said before, it's not my fault that Javier decided to be the "bad" guy of my story, and that his co-workers at the LA County Sheriff's Department are now laughing at him. (Ha ha!) 

And third and lastly, I want to make sure that everyone understands my right to "freedom of speech" because I know there will be many other idiots like Javier, who are going to try to sue me for the shit I write about in my blog. Especially with these assholes from the "Entertainment Industry" (which I don't give a flying fuck about!).  

As I stated previously, I was minding my own fucking business when all of the sudden in April 24, 2014 I received a letter from Danjaq's attorney, Christopher C. Larkin from Seyfarth Shaw Attorneys in Los Angeles, stating that Danjaq wanted me to withdraw my application to trademark my mark SUPER BOND GIRL.  Danjaq is the holding company responsible for trademarks to the characters to the "James Bond" films and they also own the trademark for a perfume called, "Bond Girl 007". I responded to Mr. Larkin's letter and basically told him to tell his client to "fuck off" in a nice way, of course. But, the assholes from Danjaq decided to file an opposition to SUPER BOND GIRL with the US Trademark Trial and Appeal Board this past August. 

In the beginning of this year (2014), I told myself that I was going to work really hard and take SUPER BOND GIRL to a whole new level! I made a commitment to myself and decided to dedicate all my time and efforts towards SUPER BOND GIRL and to two other businesses that I've created. (I'm not lucky in finding "love"; so, might as well start making some serious moola!). 

I already have a worldwide following and I figured I was going to create more exposure for SUPER BOND GIRL this year. I NEVER in my wildest dreams, would've imagined that the exposure that I was looking for was going to come to me by dealing with "James Bond" and "DC Comics"!!! (DC didn't file their opposition to my trademark after all; so, I won! ha! I'll be blogging about DC Comics later on). I feel as if I woke up one day and Daniel Craig (the current James Bond) came knocking at my door and once I opened it he said, "Nancy, I am your opportunity." Literally, I am, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of my own acres of diamonds.

The people from Danjaq (The Vagina People) don't see it yet; but, they just placed me on a "human-sling shot".  This is a "win-win" situation for me! Seriously! Despite of the outcome of my trademark, I get to brag about "me" dealing with "James Bond" - For - ev- er, For - ev- er, For - ev - er,  For - ev - er. LMAO!!!! (Oh man! The stories I will be telling my grandkids some day...) 

It's not every day that you get "James Bond" knocking at your door. Do I feel intimidated by "the Vagina people"? Absolutely not! But, you only know that I'm gonna "milk" this shit as much as I can! ;-) 

In 2011, I titled my blog, "My Adventures in the Bail Bond Industry" and since then, my adventures haven't stop! LOL! My adventures only keep getting bigger and better by the day, sometimes by the hour... Unbelievable!  

Harry Saltzman and Albert R. Broccoli

As I stated in a previous blog, Danjaq was founded in 1962 by Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman after the release of the first James Bond movie "Dr. No". The name "Danjaq" is a combination of Broccoli and Saltzman respective wives' names (Dana Broccoli and Jacqueline Saltzman); and I also said that this only proves, that "men" can't create anything without thinking about "vagina" first! That's why I call Danjaq: "The Vagina People". 

After Albert Broccoli died in 1996 and Dana Broccoli in 2002 control of Danjaq was passed to Michael G. Wilson. Wilson is the stepson of the late Albert Broccoli and half brother to Bond co-producer, Barbara Broccoli. Barbara Broccoli is the daughter of  Albert Broccoli and  Dana Broccoli. 

Once again, as of April 24, 2014, I didn't know these people even existed nor did I care about them! Actually, I still don't give a shit about them. It's just that now, they are getting into my fucking business and that really pisses me off! 

Michael G. Wilson
After seeing recent pictures of Michael G. Wilson, I'm thinking about going "easy" on this dude because he looks like he's already breathing extra oxygen and might have a foot in his grave already. I don't want anyone blaming me if  he "kicks the bucket" and I'm still dealing with the Vagina people. 

Barbara Broccoli

Barbara Broccoli is a co-producer for the Bond films. And after doing a little research on her, I couldn't help but notice the bags under her eyes! Wow! Can someone who knows Ms. Broccoli tell her that all she needs to do is put a little dab of "Crisco" (yeap! shortening) under her eyes every day and those nasty bags will diminish considerably! Aww! Yeah! You're welcome Ms. Broc! :-) 

I also noticed while looking at Ms. Broccoli's pictures that she lacks confidence. She is constantly hiding behind someone at the red carpet events and shit. Hmm? She was born in the "entertainment environment" and I'm surprised that at age 54 she's still not comfortable in front of the lights.  

Where is Barbara? 

Now, let me talk a little bit about Mr. Christopher C. Larkin the attorney for "the Vagina people". In addition of being a partner at Seyfarth Shaw Attorneys; Mr. Larkin is also a trademark law professor at the University of Southern California (USC). From this point on, every time one of his students or anyone else for that matter conducts an internet search about Mr. Larkin, all my information and information regarding this case will appear. ;-)

One more time, I want to clarify that before April 24, 2014, I was minding my own fucking business and I wasn't bothering anyone else! These people are the ones getting into my life! I believe in the "Law of Cause and Effect" and that absolutely everything happens for a reason! When you create an "action" you will get a "reaction". Obviously, I'm going to be dealing with these people for a while. It's cool! 
Because I'm just getting started...

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Monday, September 8, 2014

Me Against The World

"Me Against The World"
(2Pac feat. Dramacydal)

It's just me against the world

Oooohhh, oooohhh

Nuttin to lose...
It's just me against the world baby

Oahhhh, oahhhahh

I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world


Stuck in the game
Me against the world baby

Can you picture my prophecy?
Stress in the city, the cops is hot for me
The projects is full of bullets, the bodies is droppin
There ain't no stoppin me
Constantly movin while makin millions
Witnessin killings, leavin dead bodies in abandoned buildings
Can't raise the children cause they're illin
Addicted to killin and the appeal from the cap peelin
Without feelin, but will they last or be blasted?
Hard headed bastard
Maybe he'll listen in his casket - the aftermath
More bodies being buried - I'm losing my homies in a hurry
They're relocating to the cemetary
Got me worried, stressin, my vision's blurried
The question is will I live? No one in the world loves me
I'm headed for danger, don't trust strangers
Put one in the chamber whenever I'm feelin this anger
Don't wanna make excuses, cause this is how it is
What's the use unless we're shootin no one notices the youth
It's just me against the world baby

Me against the world

It's just me against the world

Ooooh yeah, ooo-hooo

It's just me against the world

Me against the world

Cause it's just me against the world baby


Me against the world

Ooooh yeah

I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby

I got nothing to lose

Could somebody help me? I'm out here all by myself
See ladies in stores, Baby Capone's, livin wealthy
Pictures of my birth on this Earth is what I'm dreamin
Seein Daddy's semen, full of crooked demons, already crazy
And screamin I guess them nightmares as a child
Had me scared, but left me prepared for a while
Is there another route? For a crooked Outlaw
Veteran, a villian, a young thug, who one day shall fall

Everday there's mo' death, and plus I'm dough-less
I'm seein mo' reasons for me to proceed with thievin
Scheme on the scheming and leave they peeps grieving
Cause ain't no bucks to stack up, my nuts is backed up
I'm bout to act up, go load the Mac up, now watch me klacka
Tried makin fat cuts, but yo it ain't workin
And Evil's lurking, I can see him smirking
When I gets to pervin, so what?
Go put some work in, and make my mail, makin sales
Risking 25 with a 'L', but oh well

Me against the world

With nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world

Ooh yeah... oooh-ooooh

It's just me against the world baby

Me against the world

I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world


Ha ha
It's just me against the world baby

Ha-ahh, HA-AHH!

With nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby

Me against the world, hoahhh

Me against the world
I got nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby

Ha-hahh (hehe) heyy!

With all this extra stressin
The question I wonder is after death, after my last breath
When will I finally get to rest? Through this supression
They punish the people that's askin questions
And those that possess, steal from the ones without possessions
The message I stress: to make it stop study your lessons
Don't settle for less - even a genius asks-es questions
Be grateful for blessings
Don't ever change, keep your essence
The power is in the people and politics we address
Always do your best, don't let the pressure make you panic
And when you get stranded
And things don't go the way you planned it
Dreamin of riches, in a position of makin a difference
Politicians and hypocrites, they don't wanna listen
If I'm insane, it's the fame made a brother change
It wasn't nuttin like the game
It's just me against the world

Me against the world

Nuttin to lose
It's just me against the world baby

Me against the world

Got me stuck in the game
It's just me against the world


I'd be ashamed to lose
It's just me against the world baby

Me against the world

[Outro: 2Pac]
Heh, hahahahahahah
That's right
I know it seem hard sometimes but uhh
Remember one thing
Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that
So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out
Keep your head up, and "HANDLE IT"

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Wednesday, September 3, 2014


"DUDE": is my favorite word!
Everybody is a dude to me!
A judge is a dude, an attorney is a dude,
all my girlfriends are dudes,
my kids are dudes too, my boss is a dude.
My boy-toy is my "side-dude"
even my ex-husband: he's a 
"motherfucking dude" <--- still a dude.
Yeah! I love the word "DUDE" ;-) 

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl