Monday, October 20, 2014

Started from the bottom... Now I'm here!

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Monday, October 13, 2014


I recently had a falling out with a good friend of mine. Why? Because he got into my business!!!! We had been friends since 2010.  In fact, I considered him to be one of my very best friends! And If I ever opened up to someone, this dude was the one! I trusted him and I basically told him everything!!!!! 

Last month, I randomly got a text from him saying, "stop posting your private life on Facebook." I then thought, "Oh my gosh! somebody stole his phone!!! There's no way he would text me something like that!" I called him back and to my surprise, he'd indeed sent me that text! I was so shocked because out of all the people in the world he was the one who has known, for many years now,  how much I love expressing myself!  I love talking about all kinds of subjects, especially those subjects that others might be thinking about; but, they are too afraid to say it!  But, most importantly, this friend of mine, knew how much I hated "CONFORMITY".

John F. Kennedy said, "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." This quote is fucking bad ass! I think that conformity is the way to "domesticate" humans to act and think like one another. And when people act and think like each other; they become afraid of actually exercising their freedom. And when people don't exercise their freedom, they won't grow!  

The wonderful thing about being FREE is that you can do what you want! In my opinion, you can do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting another person or doing something illegal. I'm a huge advocate of FREEDOM and I'm constantly telling people to do whatever they want; especially if what they want to do it's going to make them happy! The problem is that most people are worried about other people's opinions!!!  And they live in constant fear about what others will think or will say about them! Like I said, "fear to exercise their freedom". 

I'm very outspoken, aggressive and confident; and because of that, I get a bunch of assholes constantly trying to get into my life to change the things I do. Now, I understand if I was a drug addict, or I was suicidal, or I was robbing banks, or I was doing something majorly bad. But, I'm only EXPRESSING MYSELF!!!! I'm enjoying my First Amendment Right which is my FREEDOM of SPEECH! It's not my fault that these dudes are afraid of exercising their own freedom and they want me to "conform" just like they do! 

I hear comments like,"I care about you Nancy", "I'm only looking out for you", "I'm just trying to be your friend", "I'm concerned about your reputation", "I want to save you from yourself, Nancy"... <-- WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I didn't ask for their 'opinion' nor their 'help'! - And breaking news people: Apparently, I already met the "Messiah" because this fucking asshole wants to "save" me from myself! Really?!!! These are the "domesticated men"; that ones who form our society? That's PATHETIC!!! - I think that someone has to hit these men with a baseball bat in their balls; so, they can grow new ones!!!!!

Every single time I hear a fucking asshole telling me that "he cares about me" or that "he's looking out for me" I feel like throwing up! In fact, I usually imagine myself vomiting just like Gary did in a scene from the movie Team America World Police!

And what about the assholes who tell me that "they are concerned about my reputation"? Well, I don't give a fuck about my reputation; so, I don't understand why my reputation is important to them! Reputation is what people think of me! I honestly don't care what people think! I care about my character! Character is who I am! And character is very important to me! Les Brown says, "Someone's opinion of you does not have to become your reality". I'm not concerned with someone's opinion of me! I don't lose any sleep over it! 

The only three people in my life that I might consider their opinion; are the opinions of my three kids. But, noticed I said, "I might". I do what I want, period! There are over 7 billion people currently living on the planet right now! Someone, somewhere is going to like me for who I truly am! I'M NOT WORRIED!

How private can my life be, when I write a blog about my real life and real events! Expressing myself through art, whether it is writing, photography or comedy are all part of my creative skills, my artistry and educational entertainment

I don't have the right to tell anyone how to live their lives! I accept people for who they are. It's so wonderful to actually be yourself and not to pretend to be someone you're not. I know I can't change other people; so, it really pisses me off when I encounter dudes who are trying to change me! 

Negative, toxic and conforming people are weak individuals to me! If my friend is now thinking like a "sheep"; then, he can go and be with the sheep! I don't want him around in my circle. I'm hurt! I'm not going to lie. In a way, I also feel betrayed because I know that he understood my stand against conformity. I never told him how to live his life; even though, he continues to tattoo himself. His body was so beautiful, one or two tattoos would have been perfect. But, now he looks like a ghetto Christmas tree! I never told him anything because he's free to do whatever he wants, that's his body, that is his choice and that's the way he's expressing himself!  

I have many goals and other things I need to accomplish for humanity. So, you can either help me or get the fuck out of my way!!! 

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Monday, October 6, 2014

I Have Everything I Need!

At this moment in my life:
I have everything I need!
And what I don't have now,
I obviously don't need it!"  ;-) 

Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Hasta La Vista, DC Comics!

Before I start this blog post, I would like to thank you for your support and for your messages of encouragement. I'm still in awe knowing about how people are reading my blog in many cities and different countries around the world.  I've also received emails from different sureties and other bail bond agents throughout the United States not only letting me know that they support me in my fight for my brand SUPER BOND GIRL; but, also how much they enjoy reading about my adventures. Aww! Thank you so much! I really appreciated that! It's a pleasure to share my adventures and points of view with you all. ;-) 

As you probably recall, back in May 2014 after I submitted my trademark application for Super Bond Girl for entertainment services; I had Danjaq LLC (the owners of the James Bond films), and DC Comics (owners of Supergirl) right up my little Guatemalan ass trying to oppose my mark.

First, I began dealing with the attorney for James Bond. And then, I got a nasty letter from DC Comic's attorney, Megan L. Martin. In her letter Ms.Martin was threatening me, intimidating me, bullying me and also gave me an ultimatum and a deadline! I was like, "Who the fuck does this bitch think she is?!!!" I was so pissed off! Oh man! It's a good thing that we don't live in Guatemala because in Guatemala I would have gone to her job, waited for her in the parking lot; so, I could kick her ass!!! But, we live in the U.S. so, I sent her a nasty letter instead; and, I told her to fuck off via my blog. LOL! ;-) 
If you haven't read Ms. Martin's letter and my response yet, simply click here:

The deadline for Danjaq, LLC and DC Comics to file a Notice of Opposition against my application with the United States Trademark Trial and Appeal Board was September 3, 2014. Danjaq LLC filed their opposition on August 15, 2014; but, DC Comics didn't!!!! Yay!!! In Spanish we have a saying, "Perro que ladra, no muerde" translating that to English, "The dog that barks, doesn't bite" meaning whoever is making all the noise and coming and making threats and shit; has absolutely nothing to fight back with. There are those people who just talk up their asses and when they see the reality of things, they leave the scene with their tails between their legs! hahahahaha!!! I love when I get to see those fuckers, eat their own shit! 

I warned DC Comics not to fuck with me! I'm glad that DC paid attention to my "genius mind" and left me alone! - Don't fuck with me! And that goes to anyone who wants to get into my business! Otherwise, "I will cut you" LMAO!!! 


Anyway, on September 3rd, around 5pm I checked the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board website and noticed that the extension of time status for an opposition read: "TERMINATED" So, in good Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent, I am going to say...


Nancy Tiscareno - Super Bond Girl